Ask the Daleks

Anonymous asked: What will you do once you have exterminated all life in the universe other than the Daleks?

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Anonymous asked: What does the plunger do? Are there like, Dalek plumbers or something?

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NO. WE HAVE PEOPLE TO DO THAT KIND OF DIRTY WORK FOR US


Anonymous asked: Why do you hate everyone?

CAUSE EVERYONE IS INFERIOR. AND THAT’S ANNOYING, LIKE GET ON OUR LEVEL.


Anonymous asked: I AM APPROVED? WHEN DO I START EXTERMINATING?

WHENEVER YOU WANT TO HOE… I DONT OWN YOU


Anonymous asked: Do dalek poop

WE HAVE NO NEED FOR SUCH ACTIONS. SHITTY JOBS GET LEFT FOR SHITTY SPECIES… LIKE HUMANS FOR EXAMPLE 


Anonymous asked: 6: WHAT WOULD YOU DO FOR A KLONDIKE BAR? - WE HAVE NO USE FOR KLONDIKE BARS 7: WHATS IN YOUR WALLET? - THE CURRENCY OF SKARO (AND THE BRITISH POUND SYSTEM WHEN NEEDED) 8: IN GREAT DETAIL PLEASE DESCRIBE THE PERSON OR THING YOU HATE THE MOST: EVERYTHING BUT THE DALEKS, WE ARE SUPERIOR THAN ALL OTHER LIFE FORMS DALEKS CONQUER AND DESTROY! 9: WHATS A DALEKS FAVORITE ANIMAL? - ANYTHING I CAN EXTERMINATE

APPROVED


Anonymous asked: I believe i know how the eyestalk is your weak point and how that can be fixed. Would you like me to elaborate?

WE NEED NO HELP FROM HUMAN SCUM. 


Anonymous asked: What would you do if someone tried to replicate Dalek technology?

THAT WOULD BE IMPOSSIBLE. DALEK TECHNOLOGY IS FAR TOO ADVANCED. 


Anonymous asked: Ever meet doctor whooves?

…… NO.


Anonymous asked: Did captain jack hit on any of you yet?

OF COURSE HE HAS. IS THERE ANYTHING HE HAS NOT HIT ON YET?


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